SINGAPORE · 08.09.26

The Standard, Singapore

Before a well-earned holiday at the Phuket health resort for programmers and OnlyFans …

PHUKET · 08.09.26

Grandad Archimedes vs Accor

Love’s young dream is over, and the rambutans have wilted. The calculations above …

STATUS · 04.09.26

Pomp and Points: Learning to Tell Them Apart

Before the final chapter of the Novotel Nara**** saga, I’d like to make an important …

STATUS · 03.09.26

This Cow's Not for Sale

There are cash cows, and then there are points cows. Guess which one I’ve been …

ACCOR · 03.09.26

Accor Toujours

When it comes to supporting naive status chasers, Accor is nobody’s fool. Madame …

STATUS · 03.09.26

C’est si bon!

C’est si bon, say the French, about very nearly everything. Except, as it turns out, …

HILTON · 03.09.26

The Caro-Kann Defence

(e4 c6) A solid, positional defence, similar to the French, but without the hemmed-in …

29.08.26

A Right Pricing Kerfuffle

My waters tell me we’re on the eve of a grand dynamic-pricing kerfuffle. TK’s …

STATUS · 26.08.26

Nights in the Cowshed

Hyatt launched the UrCove brand in 2019 as a joint venture with China’s BTG Homeinns …

ACCOR · 26.08.26

Intellectual Security

A lot of interesting things have piled up to tell you about. But one story won’t …

24.08.26

Köfte in Gobsmack Sauce

GPT-5.6 SOL Yes, it all makes sense: T-T is the booking class, while EcoFly / ExtraFly / …

ROVE · 04.08.26

Rove, Going All In

“When I have 100k Marriott points, I won’t tell a soul. But there will be …

STATUS · 04.08.26

Lonely as a SkyTeam Cloud

I wandered lonely as a cloud, that floats on high o’er lounge and gate, when all at …

HILTON · 03.08.26

Hotel Point Value

In recent years, lots of services have appeared for finding hotels bookable with points …

MARRIOTT · 03.08.26

Hold the Front Page

No later than yesterday, some status Samaritans — bless them, I’d kiss their fingers …

KUALA LUMPUR · 01.08.26

Hilton Shah Alam Glenmarie

Of no fixed abode and no fixed brand loyalty, I kip at Hiltons for the time being. At …

MILES · 28.07.26

Rove: Travel the World for

Rove’s slogan on its Y Combinator pitch page sounds defiantly implausible: …

TOKYO · 27.07.26

SAS Business for 60k

“Something is rotten in the state of Denmark” The Scandinavians have some …

STATUS · 20.07.26

Marriott Bonvoy “Exclusive Fuck You”

Marriott has pushed out its targeted offers. All the good little boys get +10 status …

STATUS · 17.07.26

Kyoto Four Points Flex by Sheraton

The pricing is a Japanese fairground ride. Monday to Friday — $30. Friday to Saturday — …