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Xiaomi, However You Pronounce It ❤️‍🔥

Xiaomi, However You Pronounce It
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I’ve been rooting for Xiaomi since I was a lad.

Went for a wander round the shops. On the road without a trusty bottle opener, I feel like a fish out of lager.

While I was shopping, the lads quietly rolled outMiMo-V2-Flash— andstraight away with results. In benchmarks the model goes toe to toe with Gemini 3.0 Pro, GPT-5, Kimi K2-Thinking and DeepSeek-V3.2.

Sorry, got distracted.

I cannot abide the trend for built-in cables in power banks. With my signature “triple-squish” rucksack packing technique, that’s a fatality. Frayed ends are simply beyond the UX design of Czech brewers.

What’s new:

I won’t be buying the glasses while Zuck keeps pimping his Ray-Bans. They added 1080p 60fps a week ago, in case you hadn’t noticed from the new videos.

The bone-conduction headphones don’t quite rock. But no final verdict yet. They need warming up with some vinyl.

I treated myself for the transistor’s birthday — a 140W GaN, a proper watt-crusher, for £28.00.

The birthday was yesterday, 23 December. Anyone who didn’t celebrate should be ashamed and hand in their soldering iron.

The skinflints of Cupertino want £99.00 for the equivalent 🥱

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Xiaomi, However You Pronounce It

Xiaomi, However You Pronounce It ❤️‍🔥

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