PHUKET · 08.09.26

Grandad Archimedes vs Accor

Love’s young dream is over, and the rambutans have wilted. The calculations above …

STATUS · 04.09.26

Pomp and Points: Learning to Tell Them Apart

Before the final chapter of the Novotel Nara**** saga, I’d like to make an important …

STATUS · 03.09.26

This Cow's Not for Sale

There are cash cows, and then there are points cows. Guess which one I’ve been …

ACCOR · 03.09.26

Accor Toujours

When it comes to supporting naive status chasers, Accor is nobody’s fool. Madame …

STATUS · 03.09.26

C’est si bon!

C’est si bon, say the French, about very nearly everything. Except, as it turns out, …

ACCOR · 26.08.26

Intellectual Security

A lot of interesting things have piled up to tell you about. But one story won’t …

STATUS · 04.08.26

Lonely as a SkyTeam Cloud

I wandered lonely as a cloud, that floats on high o’er lounge and gate, when all at …

KYOTO · 17.07.26

Strike While the Iron's Hot? Not Quite

We’ll catch up as the shinkansens roll along. July hotel prices in Japan sprang an …

MARRIOTT · 14.07.26

First Semester 2026: 195 Nights

Nomads come in all sorts: hotel nomads, Airbnb nomads, hostel nomads. And every last one …

ROVE · 13.05.26

How to Buy €110 for $57?

Well, knock me down with a feather! Antoine Al-Mourjan ran back and forth across a bridge …

STATUS · 02.05.26

Accor Platinum for 1 Night

Our old acquaintance Kai, the content machine, wrote something useful yesterday. Accor has …

MACAU · 25.04.26

Sofitel Macau at Ponte 16

Bonjour, bloody hell. My favourite hotel in Macau, damn it. It was. The hotel is old — …

ROVE · 25.04.26

Rove: 32,692 Miles

A long slog has finally come to an end. The start of the story is at this link. Along the …

MACAU · 02.04.26

Accor Stay Plus

Those mischievous Parisians won’t let you pay with points if you’ve selected …

ROVE · 15.12.25

Miles, Smiles and Monkey Business

While I wage an unequal battle with Rove’s legal department over 32,692 miles at a …

MEXICO CITY · 30.10.25

Where Are the Miles, Lebowski?

They’re spread thickly, like Marmite, across ordinary non-chain hotels. That’s …