STATUS · 04.09.26

Pomp and Points: Learning to Tell Them Apart

Before the final chapter of the Novotel Nara**** saga, I’d like to make an important …

STATUS · 03.09.26

This Cow's Not for Sale

There are cash cows, and then there are points cows. Guess which one I’ve been …

ACCOR · 03.09.26

Accor Toujours

When it comes to supporting naive status chasers, Accor is nobody’s fool. Madame …

STATUS · 03.09.26

C’est si bon!

C’est si bon, say the French, about very nearly everything. Except, as it turns out, …

STATUS · 26.08.26

Nights in the Cowshed

Hyatt launched the UrCove brand in 2019 as a joint venture with China’s BTG Homeinns …

STATUS · 04.08.26

Lonely as a SkyTeam Cloud

I wandered lonely as a cloud, that floats on high o’er lounge and gate, when all at …

MARRIOTT · 03.08.26

Hold the Front Page

No later than yesterday, some status Samaritans — bless them, I’d kiss their fingers …

STATUS · 20.07.26

Marriott Bonvoy “Exclusive Fuck You”

Marriott has pushed out its targeted offers. All the good little boys get +10 status …

STATUS · 17.07.26

Kyoto Four Points Flex by Sheraton

The pricing is a Japanese fairground ride. Monday to Friday — $30. Friday to Saturday — …

STATUS · 14.07.26

Marriott Bonvoy

O Marriott, Marriott, wherefore art thou so stingy with the nights? And, while we’re …

ROVE · 13.05.26

How to Buy €110 for $57?

Well, knock me down with a feather! Antoine Al-Mourjan ran back and forth across a bridge …

07.05.26

Mates' Rates, Doubled

Qatar has a WhatsApp chat for its “Platinum” members. It’s staffed by …

YINCHUAN · 05.05.26

The Status Monk

Yinchuan is not Shanghai. Here, running into a fellow Westerner counts as a stroke of …

STATUS · 02.05.26

Accor Platinum for 1 Night

Our old acquaintance Kai, the content machine, wrote something useful yesterday. Accor has …

MACAU · 25.04.26

Sofitel Macau at Ponte 16

Bonjour, bloody hell. My favourite hotel in Macau, damn it. It was. The hotel is old — …

CHINA · 26.03.26

Landed in China

The crisis in the Middle East has hit the PRC harder than the news is letting on. No fuel. …

MILES · 15.03.26

Mileage Maniac

In the time I had left over from resting, I read the book by Steve Belkin — or Stepan …

STATUS · 12.03.26

Hyatt Long Stay Rates

If you’re a disciplined status chaser and aren’t hypnotised by Fora’s …

STATUS · 02.03.26

Rove – JAL

Rove has added JAL as a transfer partner, with a 50% bonus on top. It looks as though I …

25.01.26

Cariverga aka Calaverga

An unfunny postscript to the previous post about smoothie travel agents on oat milk. This …